{"id":8098,"date":"2014-04-09T09:15:12","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T08:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/?p=8098"},"modified":"2014-04-09T09:15:12","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T08:15:12","slug":"love-lesson-by-sano-gaku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/?p=8098","title":{"rendered":"Love Lesson By Sano Gaku"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sano Gaku<\/strong> partage avec nous ses techniques de drague !<\/p>\n

Sano Gaku<\/strong> shares with us the secrets of his pick up techniques !<\/em><\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b01:<\/strong><\/span> \u00catre un bon petit fi-fils \u00e0 sa grand-m\u00e8re. Se montrer attentionn\u00e9 avec votre famille, c’est pour Cruchette un gage de s\u00e9curit\u00e9, vous prendrez donc bien soin d’elle. Dieu seul sait \u00e0 quel point elle aime qu’on la papouille !<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b01:<\/strong><\/span> Being a good grandson. You must be attentive to your family, it’s for Dumby a <\/em>pledge of security, you will care for her. Only God knows how she likes cuddling !<\/em>
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b02:<\/strong><\/span> Manger un fruits bien juteux. Quand vous croquerez all\u00e9grement dans un fruit avec votre meilleur regard de tombeur, la femme des cavernes qui sommeille en Cruchette sera automatiquement attir\u00e9e vers vous.\u00a0 Toutes ces ph\u00e9romones en \u00e9bullition auront raison d’elle.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b02:<\/strong><\/span> Eat some juicy fruits. When you’ll crunch passionately<\/span><\/span> in a fruit with your best lover look, you will attract the cavewoman sleeping in Dumby. <\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n All<\/span> these <\/span><\/span>boiling <\/span><\/span><\/em>pheromones<\/span> <\/em>will be too strong for her.<\/em>
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b03:<\/strong><\/span> Faire du cheval. Avoir des fessiers muscl\u00e9s, c’est important. Cruchette \u00e9tant une perverse, m\u00eame si vous \u00eates un homme parfait mais avec des fesses de p\u00e9p\u00e9, elle ne daignera jamais s’offrir \u00e0 vous.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b03:<\/strong><\/span> Ride a horse. Having <\/em>muscular<\/span> <\/em>buttocks is very important. Dumby is a pervert, dont forget that. Even if you’re a perfect man, she’ll never sleep with you if you have a floppy bottom.<\/em>
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b04:<\/strong><\/span> Faire du foot. Ce sport garantira votre c\u00f4t\u00e9 beauf et macho, qui, m\u00eame si elle ne l’avouera jamais, plait \u00e9norm\u00e9ment \u00e0 Cruchette.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b04:<\/strong><\/span> Play soccer. This sport garantees your <\/em>redneck and macho side. Even if she’ll never admit it, she’ll absolutely love it.<\/em>
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b05:<\/strong><\/span> \u00catre un Papa No\u00ebl.<\/p>\n

No\u00ebl Ch\u00e9ri, glisse ta fourrure sous l’arbre, Pour moi.<\/address>\n
J’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 une affreuse gentille fille, No\u00ebl Ch\u00e9ri,<\/address>\n
Tellement h\u00e2te que tu descendes de la chemin\u00e9e ce soir.<\/address>\n
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Rule n\u00b05:<\/strong><\/span> Being Santa Claus.<\/em><\/p>\n

Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
\nbeen an awful good girl, Santa baby,
\nso hurry down the chimney tonight. <\/b><\/address>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b06:<\/strong> <\/span>Avoir des copains qui ont l’air encore plus gays que vous. Comme \u00e7a elle n’aura pas le choix, c’est vous qu’elle devra choisir !<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b06:<\/strong><\/span> Having friends looking more gay than you. This way, she won’t have choice but to choose you.<\/em><\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b07:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Faire des allusions plus ou moins dissimul\u00e9es sur la taille de votre p\u00e9nis. Tout ce qui est de bon ou de mauvais go\u00fbt vous est permis !<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b07:<\/strong><\/span> Making some hidden (or not) innuendos about your penis size. Good or bad taste, everything is alright !<\/em><\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b08:<\/strong><\/span> Faire des allusions plus ou moins dissimul\u00e9es envers la gente masculine. Si vous bouffez \u00e0 tous les r\u00e2teliers, comme moi, n’h\u00e9sitez pas \u00e0 allumer quelques messieurs.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b08:<\/strong><\/span> Making some hidden (or not) innuendos for your males fans. If you love every kind of sex, like me, don’t hesitate to tease some guys.<\/em><\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b09:<\/strong><\/span> Laisser sortir votre c\u00f4t\u00e9 sauvage. Des cheveux gras coiff\u00e9s n’importe comment, humm un r\u00e9gal de virilit\u00e9 pour Cruchette ! Cependant il faut que vous soyez pr\u00eat \u00e0 supporter la crasse que cette technique engendre.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b09:<\/strong><\/span> Refine your wild side. Badly combed oily hair, ummmm, a feast of <\/em>virility for Dumby ! But you must be ready to endure the grime that this technique costs.<\/em>
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b010:<\/strong><\/span> Avoir l’air geek. Comme les geeks sont \u00e0 la mode, ne pas oublier d’avoir cette face cach\u00e9e ! N’h\u00e9sitez pas non plus \u00e0 jouer l’introverti, Cruchette se sentira sp\u00e9ciale et voudra \u00e0 tout prix vous d\u00e9vergonder !<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b010:<\/strong><\/span> Look like a nerd. Like nerds are fashion nowadays, don’t forget to have this secret side ! Also, don’t hesitate to play the shy guy, Dumby will feel special and she’ll want to <\/em>corrupt you.<\/em>
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b011:<\/strong><\/span> Jouer les gros durs. Ayez des blessures plein le visage mais compensez avec un pansement \u00ab\u00a0kawaii\u00a0\u00bb pour vous rajouter un c\u00f4t\u00e9 mignon. Attention, l’endroit o\u00f9 vous mettrez votre pansement peut tout changer. Le nez et la joue restant les endroits les plus strat\u00e9giques.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b011:<\/strong><\/span> Play bad boy. Having some injuries all on the face but <\/span><\/span>compensate with a \u00ab\u00a0kawaii\u00a0\u00bb bandage to add a cute side. Attention, the place of the bandage is very important. The nose or the cheek are the best places.
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R\u00e8gle n\u00b012:<\/strong><\/span> Recueillir les chats mignons. Oui, les moches laissez-les dans la rue, Cruchette ne les trouvera pas mignons et vous n’aurez donc pas l’air d’un sublime sauveur \u00e0 ses yeux.<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b012:<\/strong><\/span> Collect the cute cats. Yes, only the cute ones, leave the others in the street, Dumby won’t think they are cute and you won’t look like a hero to her.<\/em><\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b013:<\/strong><\/span> Avoir un petit c\u00f4t\u00e9 zoophile. Aussi curieux que \u00e7a puisse paraitre, Cruchette sera aux anges de vous faire revenir dans le droit chemin !<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b013:<\/strong><\/span> Having a little zoophilic side. It can be curious but Dumby will be very happy to bring you back to the right way !<\/em><\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle n\u00b014:<\/strong><\/span> \u00catre un bon politicien.\u00a0 Eh oui, un politicien peut tout faire gober et Cruchette boira vos paroles comme si elles \u00e9taient faites de platine !<\/p>\n

Rule n\u00b014:<\/strong><\/span> Be a good politican. Yes, a good politician can make others believe everything and Dumby will drink your speech like it’s made of platinum !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":10782,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[615,616,832,701],"class_list":["post-8098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actualite-news","tag-kamen-rider-gaim","tag-sano-gaku","tag-832","tag-701"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t