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Rule 1 :<\/strong><\/span> Show your celebrety. Even if you’re not famous enough to play in another thing than Toku, where you look totally stupid, it’s already something. Anyway, you already released your own photobook, a first step to celebrity, if you hide your homosexuality, of course.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

R\u00e8gle 1 :<\/strong><\/span> Montrez votre c\u00e9l\u00e9brit\u00e9. M\u00eame si vous n’\u00eates pas assez connu pour jouer dans autre chose qu’un Toku o\u00f9 vous avez l’air compl\u00e9tement con, c’est toujours \u00e7a. En tout cas, vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 sorti votre premier photobook, un premier pas vers la c\u00e9l\u00e9brit\u00e9, si vous cachez votre homosexualit\u00e9, bien s\u00fbr.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle 2 :<\/strong><\/span> Faites des pauses d\u00e9biles. Des pauses o\u00f9 seul quelqu’un d’aussi mignon que vous peut paraitre encore plus adorable.<\/p>\n

Rule 2 :<\/strong><\/span> Make dumb pauses. Pauses where only someone as cute as you can look even more adorable.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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R\u00e8gle 3 :<\/strong><\/span> Montrez que vous avez le style. Osez ! M\u00eame si vous trouvez \u00e7a ridicule, Cruchette en sera ravie.<\/p>\n

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Rule 3 :<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Show your style. Dare things ! Even if you think this is ridiculous, Dumby will be very happy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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R\u00e8gle 4 :<\/strong><\/span> Portez des tenues qui font mal aux yeux pour qu’on ne puisse voir que vous. Et surtout mettez des inscriptions d\u00e9biles pour que les gens vous remarquent encore plus et se posent des questions sur vous. Sur la premi\u00e8re vous pouvez lire : \u00ab\u00a0si on entre dans l’estomac, tout est pareil\u00a0\u00bb et sur la deuxi\u00e8me \u00ab\u00a0le chef-d\u2019\u0153uvre de l’humanit\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

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Rule 4 :<\/strong><\/span> Wear flashy clothes so people can see you and you only. Put shirt with dumb marks on them so people can notice even more and ask questions about you. On the first picture you can read : \u00ab\u00a0if you enter the stomac, all is the same\u00a0\u00bb and on the second \u00ab\u00a0I’m the masterpiece of humanity\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle 5 :<\/strong><\/span> Montrez votre c\u00f4t\u00e9 sexy. Vous \u00eates mignon, oui. Vous avez l’air d’un enfant, oui. Mais vous n’en \u00eates pas moins un homme qui sait faire mouiller les filles.<\/p>\n

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Rule 5 :<\/strong> <\/span>Show your sex appeal. You are cute, yes. You look like a child, yes. But you are a man who can make the girls wet too.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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R\u00e8gle 6 :<\/strong> <\/span>Avouez votre amour pour le d\u00e9guisement. Surtout les masques. Comme \u00e7a, quand Cruchette en aura marre de vous, elle pourra ais\u00e9ment s’imaginer coucher avec quelqu’un d’autre.<\/p>\n

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Rule 6 :<\/strong> <\/span>Confess your love for disguise. Mainly masks. Like that, when Dumby will be tired of you, she can easily imagine sleeping with someone else.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle 7 :<\/strong><\/span> Le coup du faux jumeau. Cruchette est une idiote. \u00c7a marche \u00e0 tous les coups.<\/p>\n

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Rule 7 :<\/strong><\/span> The false twins. Dumby is defective. It’s work every time.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle 8 :<\/strong> <\/span>Avoir une pause de gay. Cruchette ne pourra s’emp\u00eacher de s’\u00e9crier \u00ab\u00a0Kawaiiii\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

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Rule 8 :<\/strong><\/span> Having a gay pause. Dumby won’t be able to help herself and screm \u00ab\u00a0Kawaiiii\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle 9 :<\/strong><\/span> Montrez votre c\u00f4t\u00e9 badass. En dehors de votre vuln\u00e9rabilit\u00e9 apparente vous \u00eates aussi un gros dur qui cherche la bagarre et casser la gueule \u00e0 de gros durs. Allez rejoindre Cruchette en grimpant par la fen\u00eatre de sa chambre, le visage couvert de bleus, le sang au bord de la l\u00e8vre et vous pourrez \u00eatre s\u00fbr que Cruchette vous laissera la maltraiter dans son lit. M\u00eame si tout ces bleus et ce sang vous a \u00e9t\u00e9 fait par la maquilleuse de la s\u00e9rie sur laquelle vous bossez, Cruchette ne se rendra pas compte qu’au petit matin, tout aura disparu.<\/p>\n

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Rule 9 :<\/strong><\/span> Show how badass you are. Besides your apparent vulnerability you are a bad guy looking for fights with tough guys. Go and meet Dumby by climbing of the window of her bedroom, your face covered by bruises, blood to the lips and you can be sure that you will get laid tonight. Even if this blood is just make-up, she won’t even notice that, in the morning, everything will disapeared.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e8gle 10 : <\/strong><\/span>Montrez votre c\u00f4t\u00e9 geek. Cruchette trouvera \u00e7a mignon et voudra bien jouer la jouvencelle en d\u00e9tresse face \u00e0 Godzilla qui l\u2019emm\u00e8ne sur un grand immeuble New Yorkais. Oui, ce n’est pas Godzilla qui fait \u00e7a mais vous \u00eates sur le point de conclure avec elle, vous n’allez pas la contredire.<\/p>\n

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Rule 10 :<\/strong><\/span> Show your nerd side. Dumby will think it’s cute and will want to play the demoiselle in distress with Godzilla taking her at the top of a New York Skyscraper. Yes, Godzilla didn’t do that, but you are about to conclude with her, so don’t contradict her.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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R\u00e8gle 11 :<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Montrez votre habilit\u00e9 avec votre langue. Eh oui, c’est tr\u00e8s important de savoir s’en servir. En m\u00eame temps, si vous voulez qu’elle vous astique le poireau, il vaut mieux d’abord lui faire plaisir et la faire monter au septi\u00e8me ciel.<\/p>\n

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Rule 11 :<\/strong><\/span> Show how experienced you are with your tongue. Yes, it is important to know how to use it. If you want a handjob, you better satisfy her first and take her up to heaven.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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R\u00e8gle 12 :<\/strong><\/span> Montrez votre Sexy Senpai. Le Sexy Senpai c’est le seme super hot des yaoi. Et comme vous \u00eates aussi le seme clich\u00e9, Cruchette va adorer se toucher en pensant \u00e0 vous et \u00e0 votre Sexy Senpai. Alors si en plus vous lui proposez un m\u00e9nage \u00e0 trois, elle sera aux anges et vous pourrez faire tout ce que vous voulez avec elle, m\u00eame si \u00e7a veut aussi dire que vous allez devoir passer sur la table avec Sexy Senpai.<\/p>\n

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Rule 12 :<\/strong><\/span> Show your Sexy Senpai. The Sexy Senpai is the hot seme from yaoi series. You are also the hot seme clich\u00e9, so Dumby will love to touch herself thinking about you and your Sexy Senpai. If you propose a threesome, she will be delighted and you will be able to do everything you want with her, even if it means you have do endure that with your Sexy Senpai.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1588,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[122,38,272],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actualite-news","tag-junki-tozuka","tag-kamen-rider-wizard","tag-love-lesson"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/slide-junki.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1728,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/1728"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heroshock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}